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Get a NEW girlfriend !
True story. Me and a couple of deputies were messing with some new toys FedEx just dropped off at the local gun shop. One guy and I both want it bad. Problem is - we are both married. I am married for 3 years, he is married for almost 20. We chatted about how we can hide the new toys from the wives, with cash purchase and sneak it into the safe very early in the morning. Jerry, a patron we are acquainted with walked in, and quickly joined our conversation. This is his comment about our situation:" doesnt matter how you vote in election, how much you donate to pro-gun groups, the worst kind of gun control is usually came up and enforced by the freaking wife, no debate and votes needed. So, I got rid of the wife."
There was a round of applause. |
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